Jack Handey net worth is
$2 Million

Jack Handey Wiki Biography

Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character. 

Full Name	Jack Handey
Net Worth	$2 Million
Date Of Birth	February 25, 1949
Place Of Birth	San Antonio, Texas, USA
Profession	Writer, Producer, Miscellaneous Crew
Education	Eastwood High School, University of Texas at El Paso
Nationality	American
Spouse	Marta Chavez Handey
IMDB
Awards	Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing - Variety Series, WGA Award for Best Variety Series or Special: Musical or Comedy - Television
Nominations	WGA Award for Best Comedy/Variety - (Including Talk) Series - Television, WGA Award for Best Comedy/Variety - Music, Awards, Tributes - Specials - Television
Movies	Prime Times

#	Fact
1	Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA: Living and working [July 2013]
2	His father was a Marine officer, and moved the family around a great deal before they settled in El Paso, Texas where Handey attended high school and college.
3	Wrote jokes for Steve Allen and Jimmie Walker in the 1970's.

Writer

Title	Year	Status	Character
My Nature Documentary	2013	Short writer
Jack Handey: The Bible	2013	Short
Jack Handey: The Crone	2013	Short
Jack Handey: The Pirate	2013	Short
Saturday Night Live	TV Series writer - 180 episodes, 1985 - 2002 additional sketches - 1 episode, 1987
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley	1998	TV Special documentary
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman	1998	TV Special documentary
Best of Saturday Night Live: Special Edition	1992	Video
Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car	1992	TV Movie creator - uncredited / written by
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Robin Williams	1991	Video documentary
Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce	1986	Video
Our Time	1985	TV Series staff writer - 7 episodes
Television Parts Home Companion	1985	Video short
The New Show	1984	TV Series writer - 5 episodes
Prime Times	1983	TV Movie head writer
Marie	1980	TV Series 1 episode
Steve Martin: Comedy Is Not Pretty	1980	TV Special
Co-ed Fever	1979	TV Series 1 episode
Steve Martin: A Wild and Crazy Guy	1978	TV Special

Producer

Title	Year	Status	Character
Mr. Ed	2004	TV Movie executive producer
Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car	1992	TV Movie producer
Saturday Night Live	1990-1991	TV Series co-producer - 20 episodes

Miscellaneous

Title	Year	Status	Character
Saturday Night Live	1989-1990	TV Series creative consultant - 20 episodes

Actor

Title	Year	Status	Character
Beyond the Comics	2014	TV Mini-Series 2014-2016
My Nature Documentary	2013	Short voice
Jack Handey: The Nickname	2013	Short

Thanks

Title	Year	Status	Character
Entrepreneur	1997	Video Game special thanks
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery	1997	special thanks

Self

Title	Year	Status	Character
Jack Handey: The Bible	2013	Short	Himself
Jack Handey: The Crone	2013	Short	Himself
Jack Handey: The Pirate	2013	Short	Himself
Saturday Night Live	1991-2002	TV Series	Himself

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Won Awards

Year	Award	Ceremony	Nomination	Movie
2002	Primetime Emmy	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program	Saturday Night Live (1975)
1989	Primetime Emmy	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program	Saturday Night Live (1975)

Nominated Awards

Year	Award	Ceremony	Nomination	Movie
2003	WGA Award (TV)	Writers Guild of America, USA	Comedy/Variety (Including Talk) - Series	Saturday Night Live (1975)
1993	Primetime Emmy	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program	Saturday Night Live (1975)
1992	Primetime Emmy	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Individual Achievement in Writing in a Variety or Music Program	Saturday Night Live (1975)
1991	Primetime Emmy	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program	Saturday Night Live (1975)
1990	Primetime Emmy	Primetime Emmy Awards	Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program	Saturday Night Live (1975)

Known for movies

Saturday Night Live (1985-2002)
as Writer

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley (1998)
as Writer

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998)
as Writer

Steve Martin: A Wild and Crazy Guy (1978)
as Writer